Graduating this angel school at the top of her class,
Tenma Gabriel White.
Sir.
Congratulations on your graduation.
Talents as great as yours are rarely seen, even in Heaven.
Your future is bright.
Thank you, Sir.
As graduating angels, you will now continue your studies
in the world below, where you will attend human schools.
There, you will see firsthand what kind of beings humans truly are.
I pray from the depths of my heart that you will return as full-fledged angels.
Congratulations, Tenma-senpai!
Oh, but how I'll miss you when you're gone!
Thank you, Tapris.
If you're ever lonely, you can come visit me anytime.
Oh, I will!
We'll be in the same school again, Gab-chan.
Yes. It's reassuring to know that you'll be there with me, Raphi.
This is the human world...
It's breathtaking.
Here, I'm going to become a great angel who will lead people to happiness.
Hello, world!
Ouch!
Hey, come play with us!
Get back here!
You get back here!
Entrance Ceremony
And that's it for homework.
Goodness, humans lead such busy lives.
Help!
What was that voice?
It seems to be coming from here.
Help!!
Oh, a video game?
But...
Help!!
Wow. So this is human entertainment.
This is another way to learn about humans, isn't it?
Character creation?
Then I'll be a priest who heals others.
Are you okay?
I'll heal you right up.
There!
Thanks!
You're a real angel!
C-Could he have discovered that I am?!
Can anybody heal me?!
I'm out of MP!
Yes! I'm on my way!
Gab
Wow, thanks!
Thanks!!
Angel #happening!
Oink!
Oiiiink!
To think I could make them so happy...
Video games are magnificent things.
Now, I must help more people!
Gab
Huh? My magic isn't working.
Zero MP?
Erm, what do I do now?
Wh-What's this?
If only I had this. I could save so many people.
Must-Have!!
Holy Angel Staff
Use recovery magic without consuming MP
Limited Time Offer
Yen
Buy
But...
Limited Time Offer
Yen
The stipends that Heaven provides
do include some spending money, but...
Must-Have!!
Holy Angel Staff
Use recovery magic without consuming MP
Limited Time Offer
Yen
Buy
Gab
Took a crit!
Medic! Medic!
No! I'm too young to die!
O great angel, save me!
Buy
Episode 1 The Day I Knew I Could Never Go Back
Yeesh, hurry up and heal me already.
I'm about to die here!
For crying out loud... This party's useless.
Oh, shoot! This is why I said to hurry up with those heals!
Connection to server lost.
What gives?
My eyes! My eyes!
It's 8 AM! What do you think you're doing, Gab?
That's no way for an angel to live.
What's wrong with you, Vigne?!
Even as we speak, Valhalla Kingdom is in crisis!
Valhalla?
My MMO! Get with the program!
Valhalla Kingdom is getting overrun by monsters.
For an angel, of all beings, to abandon innocent townspeople...
That would be downright deplorable!
An angel, of all beings, shouldn't start her morning with video games.
Rude. I started yesterday.
That's even worse.
Anyway, let's get to school.
You'd better not skip again today.
School?
No, thanks. I heard it's a day off anyway.
From whom?
When I first met you...
My dream is to bring happiness to all people.
What ever happened to that?
What? That's not my problem.
Like, humanity can just go to Hell and die, for all I care.
Is she really the same person?
I'm not going back to Heaven, got it?
I'm going to live like this, in the human world, forever.
Excuse me?
I realized something after trying human entertainment.
The overachiever I was in Heaven was a fake.
I was repressing myself, that's all.
The real me was a slothful good-for-nothing.
That's right!
I was an irredeemable faillen angel all along!
Faillen Angel
She said it with pride!
So I'm not going to school, 'kay?
When you put it that way, it almost sounds inspiring...
I'm leaving for school now. You'd best get going soon, too.
If I feel like it.
Well, whether you go to school or not is your choice.
However...
If you fall too far, they might summon you straight back to Heaven.
Take care that that doesn't happen.
Oh, Vigne. You fool.
Do you really think that's enough to sway me?
You couldn't lead an addict into temptation.
My resolve is firm.
Nothing will make me budge.
But, eh...
I feel like it today.
Maybe I'll humor her and go.
Walking's a pain in the butt.
Whatever. I'll use Divine Unimpeded Passage.
Divine Unimpeded Passage is an ability
that allows you to materialize yourself anywhere you wish at will.
Be sure that no humans witness it.
In other words, "anything goes if no one knows."
Teleport me into the classroom!
Huh?
Did I mess up?
No way. Please, no.
What are you doing, Gab?
Wait, did you think you'd be marked present if your panties were in your seat?!
Of course not!
How could I go after that?!
My panties made their high school debut!
Well, I do feel bad for you...
There's only one thing to do now.
I have to get rid of anyone who saw them.
Wait, is that the first trumpet of the apocalypse?!
That'll get rid of all of humanity!
Collateral damage!
Calm down, you faillen angel!
I am the future queen of Hell,
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell!
All evil in this world exists solely as tribute to me!
Tremble in fear before me, lowly humans!
Bottle caps go here
Recycling a plastic bottle with the cap still on...
So evil!
I'd expect nothing less from a future archdemon!
I'm sensing something...
That's...
an angel!
Ugh. This juice sucks.
Repent.
Burnables
Cans
Glass Bottles
Plastic
She missed!
And it's still full!
This angel... What a diabolical deed!
But in the end, she's still an angel.
She couldn't simply walk away...
Except she did?!
Stop! You there, angel!
Huh? What d'you want?
I'm going out of my way to inform you, so be grateful.
You spilled your juice!
Huh, look at that.
Okay. Rock, paper, scissors.
Well, sucks for you. Have fun.
And all squeaky clean!
Wait, she spilled it!
Her name is Gabriel.
Heck, we're in the same class.
I never noticed because she's absent all the time.
Tardiness.
Video games during class.
Standing Backwards Jump
Stab
Doodling in textbooks!
If I'm to reach great heights, I'll first have to surpass her,
the nonchalant perpetrator of super A-class demonic deeds.
Yes... For instance...
When Gabriel goes to sit down...
No chair!
Wah!
A most diabolical plan, if I do say so myself.
However, that is such a super colossal demonic deed
that I could even be exiled from Hell for it.
It's a shame, but I can't do it.
No matter. Today, I have something very special prepared.
Now, my greatest rival, Gabriel,
today is the day I show you just how terrifying I—
Huh?
The TP?!
Curse you, humans!
This is an S-class demonic deed! How diabolical!
S-Somebody! Is anybody there?!
Come on, it's only homework! Just let me copy it!
The teacher's scary when he's ticked off.
If you don't do it yourself, it defeats the point.
Here, I'll help you.
Pathetic, Gabriel.
Doing homework? You still have a long way to go.
I am the Archdemon Satanichia,
Dream
Queen of all Hell!
Dream
Naturally, I don't do homework!
Reality
Today, you shall witness my superiority, firsthand!
So this part ends up like this.
Uh-huh.
Hey! Listen to me!
Keep it down, will you?
Huh?!
I'm trying to finish my homework here. Could you take it outside?
Satania, shouldn't you do yours, too?
You'll make the teacher mad.
As if a demon would ever fear a teacher.
Humans are but inferior creatures.
They hold no power over me!
Vigne, what do I do here?
I'm collecting your homework.
Pass it forward.
Finished, just in time.
Excuse me!
What is it, Kurumizawa?
I didn't do my homework.
Deliberately.
Oh? And?
And I have no intention of apologizing for it!
How do you like that? A demonic deed of the highest order, isn't it?
Before you work on me, shouldn't you do something about that doofus?
I've lost count of the times I've tried.
Automatic updates suck.
Die, you trash.
Go to Hell!
Who could be here this early?
Gabriel!
Answer the door!
We're going shopping at ten, remember?
She sounds pissed...
But ten? It's barely even—
past ten by a long shot!
Do I pretend to not be home?
Good grief. I knew you were home!
Hey, breaking and entering!
Answer your door.
Hey, I've been wondering...
How do you just walk in here?
I made a copy of your key.
That's a crime!
You demon!
Oh, wait. You're supposed to be one.
You listen here. I waited for you by the station for two whole hours!
You could've gone home any time.
But if we ended up just missing each other, I'd feel bad.
Just go home!
Come on, I'm sorry.
So, why didn't you show?
It'd better be good.
Erm, so, like...
Oh, right, right! I started cleaning my room
and got so caught up in it that I lost track of time...
And stuff?
No good?
That's the spirit!
Your apartment literally looks like Hell.
I'd been itching to fix it before the souls of sinners started showing up.
It's that bad?!
But for a room being cleaned, it looks awfully messy.
Oh, I'm just awful at cleaning.
So, how about that shopping?
I want a headset and—
What are you saying?
You finish what you start.
But my headset...
You're. Going. To. Clean.
Yes, ma'am.
I can't believe how filthy your room is.
Do all angels live like this?
Rude! It's only me.
Which really makes me wonder...
Could it be that you aren't actually an angel?
Yeah, I ask myself that a lot.
This joke turned serious really fast.
But no, I'm definitely an angel.
I can prove it.
You can see my pure halo, right?
It's pure black!
Huh?
Apparently, I have the potential to fall, too.
That's a potential that you really shouldn't want.
A fallen angel... Sounds kinda cool.
Maybe I'll give it a try.
You're saying that super casually, so FYI,
that's saying, "I'm gonna be a demon."
Eh, I know I'm not exactly angelic.
So you knew...
But I bet you've never realized that you aren't exactly demonic.
Don't give me that look.
H-How aren't I?
Like how you're responsible,
and like helping people, and can't ignore someone in need?
I-I'm totally not...
unlike that.
You're totally like that.
What should I do to be more demonic?
You're asking an angel?!
How 'bout killing someone?
Like, slash!
What are you, a demon?! Think about it more seriously!
I wouldn't know. Can't you ask Satania?
Satania?
Yeah... Sorry.
No, it's okay.
But really, what should I—
What?! What's up?!
C-C-Cockr...
Cockr...?
Ew! Gross! What is that?!
You don't know about these things?!
Humans live in constant fear of their very existence!
Whatever it is,
it's not doing whatever it wants in my room!
Go to Heaven!
It's fast!
No! It's coming this way!
No!
Stay away!
Wait—
Well, you certainly cleaned it up nicely.
I tried acting more demonic by causing trouble for others.
That's not getting you off the hook.
Math I
I had so looked forward to living in the human world.
But it turned out rather boring.
Isn't there anything amusing here?
Hey, cut it out!
Let go!
You're always taking my melon bread! It's my favorite!
Melon Bread
She's fighting a dog for food?!
Let go!
Now, this looks amusing!
It's been so long
since I last felt this shiver down my spine.
My instincts are telling me
that she will make a fantastic toy.
Come on! Bite me! And prepare to die like a dog!
Wait!
On second thought, let's talk it out.
You're too young to throw your life away.
Oh, God, thank you for this gift!
I shall guide her well.
Hey, I said stay away!
Excuse me.
Huh? Who're you?
Just a passing student.
So, how may I toy with you?
(Toy with) Guide
Sorry, what'd you say?
Excuse me. Freudian slip.
Ahem. It seems to me that you're troubled by a fear of dogs.
I-I am not!
I was just about to put him in his place!
Listen well, dog!
I am Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell.
One day, I shall rule over all.
Now, grovel at the feet of the Archdemon Satanichia!
You can grovel just fine from there!
Excuse me...
You may have to tell it in dog language.
Dog language?
If you imagine yourself as a dog and speak to him,
I'm sure your feelings will get through.
All right.
Woof!
Woof, woof!
It's working. You're getting through.
Woof, woof! Woof!
That was incredible.
How so?
It didn't get through at all.
The hilarity got through perfectly.
Hilarity?!
Forget it.
I'll take another street.
Are you sure?
What does it matter?
Are you sure you should run away?
What did you say?
I do apologize if I have offended you.
I simply wasn't sure if it was acceptable
for a mighty Archdemon to leave in defeat.
Run away? Me?
I am the Archdemon Satanichia.
The phrase "to run away" does not exist in my vocabulary!
I'll dispatch this mongrel with but one blow!
Take this!
He took it.
Huh? Again?
How many times is that?
S-Some weirdo set me up this time!
Might you mean me?
Wh-What are you doing here?!
Well, you see, I'm in the next class over.
Oh, hey, Raphiel.
Hello, Gab-chan.
You know her?!
We were classmates at angel school.
What?! An angel?!
She looks really nice.
She's not nice at all!
Heaven's crazy for even thinking about letting her run wild!
Really?
Gab-chan, your slovenly cuteness is next to godliness today, too.
Don't push your boobs on me.
Okay, then I'll rest them on you.
I'll end you.
She doesn't look as strange as Satania claims.
Maybe we could be friends.
Raphiel-san, I'm—
Oh, I almost forgot.
Melon Bread
I bought this.
Th-That's...
I'd like to offer it to you, Satania-san.
Really?!
For an angel, you're pretty okay.
I accept your offer.
How wonderful! Then...
I'll give it to you if you get on all fours and lick my foot like a dog.
What are you saying?!
Why, it's a talent of yours, isn't it?
Acting like a dog.
It is not!
Gonna talk to her?
What is up with you?!
Let me think about it.